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Toilet Timer
Toilet Timer
Toilet Timer

Toilet Timer

Regular price $19.99 Sale price $16.95

Do you often find yourself getting off the toilet with red rings around your thighs, numb tingly legs, or a family member banging on the door because you've been in there for over 20 minutes? This toilet timer might help you decrease your pooping time to just 5 minutes.

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Basically a sand timer for the bathroom, the Toilet Timer overlays a man on the toilet over the sand so that it looks like the sand is the actual poo coming from the persons body and being deposited into he toilet as time passes. Once all of the sand reaches the toilet, that means it's time to wipe, and get off the can.

The toilet timer has a sand fall duration of 5 minutes, is powered by gravity, and can actually just be flipped 360 degrees to instantly put the sand back in the persons body so you can time your next pooping session. This way you won't have to wait another 5 minutes to use the timer again.

Perfect for pooping procrastinators who spend their time on the can playing games, reading Reddit, scrolling endlessly through Facebook, or browsing www.hodo-store.net, the poop timer will surely free up your bathroom so that other family members may use it as well.

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